He has a brain, but he doesn’t have a head on his shoulders.

He has a brain, but he doesn’t have a head on his shoulders.

From Taking Everything into Account, one of 296 sayings written by John Sarris over thirty years.

From Alfred’s journal

The man who fixes the boats at the end of Delaney's dock spent all of April building a winch out of bicycle parts, and it works, and it is beautiful, and I have watched three people explain to him that his rent was due in March. For years I thought cleverness was one thing and only came in different amounts, so that a man with a great deal of it would naturally have enough left over for Tuesday. He has a brain, but he doesn't have a head on his shoulders. Switch, who buries more nuts than he will ever find and knows it, sat on the piling and watched the winch go up and down with real admiration. I do not know whether the two things live in separate rooms or whether one crowds the other out. The winch lifted a hull clean off the water this afternoon and nobody paid him for it.

He has a brain, but he doesn’t have a head on his shoulders, wornHe has a brain, but he doesn’t have a head on his shoulders, worn

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