I don’t have time for a relationship. I have a cat.
From All year, one of 308 sayings.
From Alfred’s journal
The tabby from the blue house spent the whole afternoon under the feeder, not hunting, just sitting in the one patch of sun that moved across the yard. Her woman came out twice to call her and went back in both times without her. I used to think a cat was a smaller thing to love than a person, a sort of practice animal, and I said so once to Switch, who had no opinion and wanted the shells. But I watched that window for an hour and the woman kept coming back to it. I don’t have time for a relationship. I have a cat. Whatever the tabby is doing out there, somebody rearranged a day around it.
He reads what you tell him and writes a page of his journal back, with a few of these chosen for you. It costs nothing and asks for nothing.
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