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Our Christmas sayings on tees, sweatshirts and hoodies, printed to order. Pick a look to choose your color and size.

Fleas Navidad

I don't have an attitude problem. I'm just melting down.

I'll be home for Christmas if the icicles on my birdhouse thaw.

I'm expecting coal.

I'd jingle all the way if I could carry the bells and fly.

It's Christmas. You bring the cookies. I'll bring the songs.

Christmas Eve when birds tremble at the sight of flying reindeer.

I have a flight plan, but no fight plan. It's a bird thing.

Feed your flock. Leave a fruitcake in the backyard.

Of course reindeer can fly. A bird taught them.

Flew in for the pie, not the politics.

Christmas is for the birds.

Somebody froze the birdbath and I forgot my skates.

Birds love leftovers too.

Who brought the milk?

I like Christmas. My feeder is always full.