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Our pickleball sayings on tees, sweatshirts, paddles and more, printed to order. Pick one to choose your color and size.

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I'm in a pickle
I prefer dill
Overhead Slam
Drop Shot
Around the Post
Stay out of the kitchen

Alfred wants you to know that he’s not a doctor, lawyer, accountant, or therapist and he doesn’t give professional advice. He’s just an old bird who likes to share what he’s learned in his lives with and without feathers. The funny thing about life is it’s so short, but so full of miracles for those who take the time to notice. Alfred has a knack for pointing out the miracles and the things that block our view of them. If you see Alfred flying overhead, please wave. He’s easy to spot. He’s the one clutching a pen with his feet.

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